Wednesday, October 14, 2009

An Open Letter to Maine


Dear Residents of Maine,

I am extremely curious on the philosophy of your Democratic Party. Do you even have one? They must be so radically liberal you don't let them out of the state. Really, who needs Democrats when you have Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe? I thought we had it bad here in Ohio, but I see the grass is actually greener on this side of the fence, for the time being.


Yours Truly,
Ohio Conservative
Barely Represented

5 comments:

  1. There's something about Maine, I just dont
    understand.

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  2. Tell me about it! What is wrong in Maine? Did they merge parties or something? Stunning!

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  3. I don't understand Maine either. My sister lives there and says all the time "they do things differently in Maine" -- I agree.

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